Coming in 2018 is Disney’s next fairy tale mythology animated feature film, set amongst the South Pacific islands, rendered in a ‘painterly-style CGI’ (think the Paperman short): and y’all are going to LOVE IT:
The main character will be Moana Waialiki, a sea voyaging enthusiast, and the only daughter of a chief in a long line of navigators. When her family needs her help, she sets off on an epic journey. The film will also include demi-gods and spirits taken from real mythology.
wait wait is this for real? please don’t be another steaming pile of shit Disney! please! (ala princess and the frog and frozen)
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT’S HAPPENING, STAY CALM
THEYRE DOING THE THING GUYS AHHHHHIGHADIOFHDAIODHASIHFIASFHA
(((and excuse you Princess and the Frog and Frozen are fucking without flaw. Frozen made over $67 million in just its first weekend and is currently #1 in the box office. Opinions aside, clearly Disney did something right if it’s having that much success)))
#Finnick Odair is that like that one character in every anime who always appears with sparkles round his face #and who flirts with all the blushing girls and makes them go ‘eeehhhhh!’ #and you think he’s just a sexy comic relief character #until suddenly one episode it’s like BAM BACKSTORY #and it turns out he was forced to murder for entertainment #and his family was killed horribly #and he can never be with the woman he loves #and he’s being forced to have sex with half the Capitol #and that’s why he acts all provocative all the time #and suddenly the sparkles are gone and you stare at this character with tears streaming down your face #and you whisper ‘Finnick-sama’ as the wind tosses the tendrils of your hair.
"i can do a REALLY good british accent!!"
[4 seconds later]
[victorian cockney voice with a hint of australian] XD XD PIP PIP CHEERO ELLO GUVNOR FANCY A BIT OF CRUMPETS I LOVE THE QUEEN XD WHATS ALL THIS THEN XD EVENIN’ LADS JUST POP DOWN TO THE CHIPPIE XD FISH AND CHIPS XD LMAO XD XD XD XDX I LOVE KATE MIDDLETON XD XD
i was unaware the british actually say ‘XD’
god save our gracious XD RANDOM
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
Listeners, Today I want to talk to you about the dangers of deer.
Are they beautiful? Yes. Are they graceful and picturesque, even borderline majestic beasts? Yes, yes, and yes. And, are they helpful to the community because real estate agents live inside of them? Of course!
But deer are also dangerous creatures. They are terrible, deceitful, and vile animals. I’m not being mean, this is just basic science.
Look, I know deer are cute and friendly-looking. We all remember adorable little Bambi, from the classic animated movie, with his sweet voice and white freckled rump. But we also remember the bloody end that he wrought on the humans at the end of the film, the graphic beheadings, and trees streaked with gore during the famous revenge-fueled climax.
The lesson of that movie, as in life itself, is that nature is gorgeous, and it is horrible, and it will kill you.”
Welcome to Night Vale
Episode 36 - Missing(via nightvalequotes)
Two things about this little attraction at Disneyland Paris.
1.) Scream donation is the cutest thing ever. And useful. Got rowdy kids? “Go scream into that thing for awhile.” Theraputic AND fun!
2.) Look who’s on the sign.
She wants the (D)esolation of smaug
The most surreal thing about Fright Night is that David Tennant’s mannerisms don’t actually change that much, so it’s like watching Ten on a bender. Or maybe someone activated the ‘foul-mouthed bisexual painted manwhore’ setting on the chameleon arch.
I’m sorry I couldn’t read that comment because I was captivated by that last gif